Score: 0

"Lawl"

submission: nada

date: July 7, 2009

First of all, never brag about how long your movie is. It makes you look either egotistical or naive (or, in this case, both). I would have much rather you have shortened the absurdly long pauses and made this into a 60 (...or, y'know, 30...) second clip. Second, those SMBZ effects are way overused. Sort of like Sonic sprites as a whole. Try coming up with a different concept altogether.

Oh, one more thing: pink Knuckles = worst recolor idea ever. I highly encourage you not to do it again.

Score: 8

"Good, but too easy."

submission: Hedgehog Launch 2

date: July 6, 2009

So after reaching Mars in a measly 6 days, I bought some upgrades and got to 100,000 feet on my first try, after which I decided to simply stop controlling the hedgehog and let him fall.

That was roughly 25 minutes ago. I'm still at 85,000 feet.

My point is that, with all the extra upgrades added to those from the original game (most notably fuel suck), the algorithm for spawning platforms should have been modified (perhaps slowly decrease it based on the amount of money earned in the current flight?). Still, the game is fun and extremely funny considering the relatively small amount of text there is over the course of the game. Overall, I enjoyed it.

Score: 2

"I have trouble thinking of accurate review titles."

submission: The Metallica Quiz

date: July 6, 2009

The questions themselves were okay (although no one but a Metallica fan would know any of the answers), but the flash itself was poor. The quiz consisted of questions you typed up (which probably took a whole thirty seconds per question) and the put on top of pictures you most likely got from Google or other soimilar sources, many of which were distorted when you inexplicably tried to make them fit perfectly on the stage (hint: tall or wide pictures don't look so good squished).The various screens that pop up when you miss a question showed more lack of effort, cotaining simply a drawn message, sometimes a completely useless hint (such as on question 10 when you hint at the standard guitar tuning when anyone who knew anything about tunings would know that already; a more useful hint would have been what chord(s) the song uses) and a button that often attempts to be witty and fails miserably.

Personally, I recommend giving up on quizzes entirely and making something completely different, perhaps a Metallica music video instead?

Score: 0

"I'm out of things to say."

submission: Prank Call P5 - 2

date: June 26, 2009

Moar animation, less single frame pl0x.

Score: 0

"Different constructive criticism"

submission: Prank Call P5 - 1

date: June 26, 2009

Like all the others, this one needs animation. But for this one in particular, I have a different piece of constructive criticism as well: DON'T FLAME PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY GAVE YOU A BAD RATING. Yes, I understand you may not be happy with the rating, but there's likely a reason they gave you the rating; maybe you should take their advice and change your stuff instead of yelling at them.

Score: 0

"No animation. Still."

submission: Prank Call P4 - 2

date: June 26, 2009

There's still no animation to these. I still think there should be.

Score: 0

"What?"

submission: Prank Call P4 - 1

date: June 26, 2009

What do you mean the computer company is never known in name nor its logo? You mean you don't KNOW who the company was? Does that mean you're NOT EVEN THE ONE MAKING THESE CALLS?

If so, you'd be stealing the one meaningful part of this flash, since there's no animation. You should add some, btw.

Score: 0

"Constructive Criticism"

submission: Prank Call P3 - 2

date: June 26, 2009

Hey, you know what you should do? Animate. Seriously, there;s not even a "replay" button.

Score: 0

"INSERT TITLE HERE"

submission: Prank Call P3 - 1

date: June 26, 2009

Complaint: This submission has no animation.

Constructive criticism: add animation.

Score: 0

"Worthless"

submission: Prank Call P2 - 1

date: June 26, 2009

I like how your best argument for why I should like this is "you don't want to be an infadel, do you?". If rating things that aren't flash low makes me an infadel, so be it. I still say this needs more content, and less pictures found on Google.